Last night my roommates and I had to introduce ourselves at ward prayer, so we all wrote the "Dail in the Life of......" They are hilarious! Here it goes:
Michelle wakes up really early, and no one knows why. She is usually gone before everyone else wakes up. Then she goes and teaches 5th grade students at Westmore Elementary in a far away land called Orem, Utah. She loves teaching and her students so much that she'll even wear black and orange pumpkin pajama pants to school. After school, she usually comes home and takes a nap or reads an LDS historical fiction novel. She waits for Heidi (one of my roommates) to get home from school so they can talk about blogging or cool history Youtube videos. Then bugs Heidi for about 3 hours, and gets her to procrastinate her homework. After she bothers Heidi, she eats a rewarding piece of toast with nutella and checks the mail-She usually gets really sad when someone else does it. She usually tells her roommates that she has no friends, but her phone goes off almost a million times a day. She plans lessons like Bill Nye the Science Guy and talks about things that are "tender to her heart." After all this is done, she packs her lunch, complains how cold Utah is, and goes to bed really early.
The End
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