I have been teaching 2nd grade for the past two months. My class has it challenges, but they are hilarious at the same time. I know that Heavenly Father gave me these students to learn from them and to be able to grow as they are growing.
Here are some funny things they have told me:
"I can't go to trunk or treat because my mom is going to the Temple."
A girl walks out of the bathroom, "I have diarrhea."
"Can we sing, 'Families Can Be Together Forever?"
"The only reason adults get married is to have kids."
"You don't have kids? You aren't married, well you better get on that!"
After we enter our classroom from the morning ceremony, "Is it time to go home yet?"
The best one yet: A girl was handed this note from a boy in the class
"Dear B,
I am not your friend.
Your friend,
J"
ha ha ha ha! Funny story from my sister's 3rd grade class:
ReplyDeleteM tends to be easily distracted, and had been in the bathroom too long. So, my sister sent another student to "see if M was okay"... moments later, M swung open the door to the classroom and said in a loud, frustrated voice. "Miss Morgan! Sometimes when I have to poop (pause for a dramatic breath) it just takes LONGER!"
Aren't kids great? :)
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